Top Ten Things Best Things About Chronic Pain

1. No need to stock up on ibuprofen or acetamin...aseeto...ascorit...that aspirin stuff because it doesn't work anyhow.
2. Easy out for pesky plans you were looking forward to.
3. Pajamas always clean because you wear them so much.
4. Catch up on all the faboo daytime TV.
5. Learn more about Low-T, reusable catheters, and Cialis than you ever cared to know from said daytime TV.
6. Buy a HoodiePillow and don't feel bad 'cause you did.
7. Awesome assortment of sunglasses to cut the light that go with every outfit. 
8. That last ten pounds you wanted to lose? Don't worry about it. It's set up permanent residence.
9. Sexy new fashion accessories like an ice cap and face mask.
10. NUMBER ONE BEST THING ABOUT CHRONIC PAIN--Puppy Snug Time!!!!